The real pain in the ass is that now I don't want to open any mail. I delete with such vigor I'm sure I'm deleting emails that are from people I know. Right guys? You send emails to me right? Sure my computer will scan the stupid things for viruses and warn me not to open them, but everything else is a stupid ad for growing my penis or getting rid of my debt. I'm so tired of messenger pop-ups, email ads, and viruses I could spit. Ptwoee.

My real problem is viruses. Who are the jack-asses who are sitting at home and writing code to ruin other people's day? This has got to be the stupidest thing going. You sit in your star trek shirt thinking your taking down 'The Man' when actually you are sending a virus to everyday Joes who don't know a mouse from a monitor, wrecking their computer which cost them 2 months salary and all the while your back at your mom's house giggling to yourself thinking that you actually are Neo and you've just cracked the Matrix. You don't even get to see it done. You type it up, ship it out via email and that's it you're done. Where's the fun in that? Not exactly living on the edge and sticking it to the Government are we? You're like a vandal with no real consequence. No one is gonna know what you did and most likely they won't care.

I have a hard time seeing the logic in the virus making. It's just one more thing that proves that humans still haven't evolved to function as a civilized society. No matter what part of life you choose there will be someone doing something wrong. At this moment I'm receiving, on average an email every minute. Each one with a virus and the same freakin' subject lines.

Thank You! or RE: Movie, Your Application, Wicked Screensaver! I wouldn't even open these anyway. Can't these people come up with something more realistic? If I haven't applied for anything or asked for MY DETAILS from anyone why would I think that I know slapnuts_19@hotmail.com? Who the hell wants a wicked screensaver anyway? Plain and simple: viruses suck. To all those out there asking what is the Matrix and looking for it by writing code that will send itself to everyone in my address book, don't. Smarten up, use you're oversized geek brain for good not evil, Luke.

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