Here's A Tip For Ya…
It was around three o'clock and I found myself needing yet another caffeine fix. Thankfully my search was short as coffee shops are more prevalent then trees in large cities. I entered the first Second Cup in sight. As I mulled over my options between a hazelnut cream or a French vanilla, I glanced over at the other patrons in line. I noticed them doing something that I had never seen before in a coffee shop. Tipping. I am not talking about dropping a quarter in the loose change bowl that sometimes occupy these counters, but rather people leaving a dollar or two for the server when receiving their change. I was a little perplexed by this. People tip at coffee shops now? Understandably cafes tend to draw a somewhat more shi shi clientele then your fast food-like coffee shops like Tim Hortons. But regardless of that fact, people tip at coffee shops now? I am not trying to start a Reservoir Dogs type thread here but when I witnessed this I thought to myself, do we have to tip everyone now? Is there a service that doesn't require a gratuity nowadays?

I am not trying to sound frugal but it seems that every service we pay for now requires tipping. Apparently it is not good enough to just simply pay for services rendered anymore we have to give a little extra to every single duty performed by those that work in the service industry. Just so I have things straight so I am adequately prepared for each time I leave the house, what are the socially expected tippable jobs? I think it is safe to assume that we all know that we need to tip waiters and waitresses. No point arguing that fact. That's been done to death. But let's list and analyze all the other potential tippable situations.

Taxi drivers
This one confuses me a little bit. Why do we tip taxi drivers? The expectation when entering a cab is you are going to be driven from point A to point B. That is what we are paying the meter for. I can understand tipping if the cab driver helps you unload groceries or lends a hand with your luggage but outside of those cases what service is not being covered in the cost for the drive? Is it the engaging conversation these people attempt to provide us? Or perhaps the multiple near death scenarios they like to put us through? What exactly are we tipping for? Aren't these people making like eight dollars for six minutes worth of work? That isn't too bad. Why do we tip taxi drivers? We don't tip bus drivers? We don't give street car drivers a gratuity. I've never given a pilot two bucks when getting off a plane. Then again I also have never paid a taxi driver $700 for a ride? Let's move on…

Bartenders
I don't have a problem per se with tipping a bartender I guess my issue is with how many times we have to tip a bartender. Now I preface this by saying clearly I have drinking problems but why do we need to tip bartenders every single time we go get a drink? Isn't a few dollars at then end of the night a good enough favour? Why is it expected that I am going to give you a gratuity each time you bend over to hand me a bottle of Stella? God forbid one time you don't give them a tip…you become invisible to bartenders the next time you try to get a cocktail. Tell you me…bartenders hold the worst grudges. As much as I may disagree with this tactic it is probably a good idea to tip these people every time you get a drink. Yup, I have problems.

Coat Check Workers
Why are we even paying for a coat check let alone tipping someone for checking our coats? Who in the blue hell thought this was a good idea? Tip these people…ahhhhhhh no.

Washroom Attendants
First of all these people have really bad jobs. Sorry, but you do. Standing in a washroom and trying to hand people who have just urinated paper towels…didn't really set the world on fire did ya Johnny? Sadly, I think I can dry my own hands. No tip for you. You know when you think about it…there is a lot of unnecessary tipping going on in bars and restaurants isn't there?

Pizza Delivery Drivers
This is another case of tipping a person for just doing the requirements of their job. Why do we have to tip a pizza delivery guy? I am assuming they are getting paid for this job…they couldn't possibly be living off the tips. All they are doing is fulfilling the responsibilities of their job. Their job is to deliver pizza. I am pretty sure they aren't the person that is making the pizza. And it is not like this restaurant said "You know what…you stay there. I'll bring it over to your house." Their job is to bring the food to your house. Give you a tip? Doesn't that require some extra service? I don't recall ever having a delivery guy tap dance his way into my living room before handing me a pizza. Or get down on one knee and give me a rose in addition to bringing the food. I don't understand what it is we are tipping here….good work doing that one requirement of your job…the only requirement in fact, well done!

Tipping has always been a hot topic for conversation. I for one will tip if I feel there was either very good service or someone did something above and beyond the scope of their job. I have no problem with tipping if the situation calls for it. But I am starting to feel more and more that there are some grey areas in this notion of expected gratuities. I have troubles believing I am going to tip someone for simply pouring a coffee for me. There are limits and we need to set boundaries on what should automatically be tipped for. Tipping is supposed to be a voluntary action, at least give us a choice on when we see fit to do it.

 

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