August 12th 2002
Them:
Celebrity: \Ce*leb"ri*ty\
1.A person of distinction or renown
2.A famous person
Us:
Renegades:
1. Those who reject a cause, allegiance, or group for another
2. Outlaws, Rebels
It's us versus them. It's on people…it's on! Let's dish shall we?
Where do we start? Hmmm… Anna Nicole Smith has been making a lot of noise lately.
Anna Nicole Smith Show Debut Sets Record
New reality series The Anna Nicole Smith Show debuted on the E Channel with over 4 million viewers, the highest rating ever for the network. For those that don't have a good understanding of television ratings, let me help explain. What that number represents friends is that:
a) We are going to be treated to more voyeuristic
episodes of our busty friend Anna schleping around in what she passes
off for a life.
b) 4 million viewers WANTED to see our busty friend Anna schlep around
in what she passes off for a life.
c) 4 million viewers need to check their heads.
d) We are likely going to be treated to more voyeuristic reality series
of a collection of celebrity wash ups. Boy I can't wait for the Tonya
Harding or Darva Conger show! I can only imagine what life is like around
their breakfast nooks?
Ozzy and kin…loved the show, but I have to hold you partially responsible!
American Idol Movie Planned
Producers are planning a movie based off the hit reality show that would feature the winner and the first runner up. A movie? Come again…? Let's let that sink in for a tick…A movie?!?! Where am I exactly? Has the whole world gone crazy? You know how you read sometimes that "Hollywood is officially out of ideas"…well, guess what, I have it on good authority now that Hollywood is abso-fucking-lutely out of ideas!
Jon Voight Says Daughter Angelina Jolie Needs To Get Help
Fathers…they are always the last to know.
Demi Moore Resurfaces For Charlie's Angels 2: Halo
It has been announced that Demi Moore, making her first appearance in a major studio movie in 5 years will play the villain in the Charlie's Angels sequel. It is nice to see that after half a decade of introspective career searching ol' Dem has chosen a film with substance to mark her return. No more exploitive, tits and ass films for Ms. Moore…oh wait?
Jennifer Aniston Walks In Her Sleep
Friends star Jennifer Aniston in an interview with US Weekly Magazine said that she is a lifelong sleepwalker. Oh my god! I totally know someone that sleepwalks too! That mean's she is just like one of us. Who'd a thunk it? Wow, there is some real investigative journalism going on over there at US Magazine huh? Keep digging up those nuggets gang!
Britney Spears Meltdown
The 21 year old pop princess has announced she is stepping out of the spotlight and will take a minimum six month sabbatical citing stress, exhaustion and that she is still aching from the break up with her N'Sync beau. Ma loneliness is killing me…. Poor, poor Britney. Sounds about time for that inevitable addiction to kick in. Everyone knows collapses are never complete unless they include a good bout with booze or drugs. Go out with a bang Brit!
Zing! Take that Hollywood!
…but that's just my opinion.
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