December 15th, 2003

Deck the celebs with taunts of jolly. Fa la la la la…la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tis the season to be catty. Fa la la la la….la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Let's dish shall we?

Where do we start? Hmmm…look out Bobby Brown is swinging them fists again!

Whitney doesn't press charges against Bobby
Diva Whitney Houston decided to not press charges against her husband singer Bobby Brown after he slapped her in a fight. And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuu. That's sweet Whit, stand by your man. Even if he is a deranged lunatic. Weren't these two normal at one point? When did Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston become mental? There hasn't been a positive story about this couple since they got married. I could have suspected Bobby Brown had issues but Whitney has surprised me. I vaguely remember a time when they were just R&B singers but now they are complete basketcases. I guess marriage really does change people.

Victoria Beckham blames image on bitter public
The former spice girl Victoria Beckham blames her sour image as a bitch on the bitterness of the British public. She claims they resent her success. Comments like that probably aren't going to help the whole "image problem" much there Posh. Here's a tip for damage control love, if you want people to stop thinking you are a bitch, avoid acting BITCHY.

Seinfeld to make movie about bees
Jerry Seinfeld is set to write, produce and star in a new animated movie about bees. He said "I have always been fascinated by bee society, the worlds most harmoniously run organization, and now I finally am going to be in it." Wait a minute…that doesn't sound funny. This is comedian Jerry Seinfeld of the TV program Seinfeld who said this right? Nope, still not funny. A movie about bees? We have waited for over five frickin' years for your next project…and it's a movie about bees? The Michael Richards Show doesn't seem that ridiculous to me now.

Robbie Williams to reinvent himself
Pop singer Robbie Williams says he will go away and reinvent himself after his current world tour. Robbie…you had me at "go away".

Free Willy whale dies
Keiko the killer whale of the Free Willy movies recently died of pneumonia. He was twenty seven years old. In related news, Jason James Richter, the annoying child actor who starred alongside Keiko in the Free Willy movies unfortunately is still alive.

Affleck says J'Lo relationship is hurting his career
You just figured this out now Ben? You're not very bright are ya?

ZING! Take that Hollywood.

…but that’s just my opinion.

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