August 17th, 2003
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"Move over people who wrote the Bible, Tinseltown
Mudsling is truly a gospel for these modern times"
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"Those celebrities had it coming…and
they get it good. REAL GOOD. 'Cause like I said they had it coming."
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"If you read only one showbiz diss column
this summer…make sure it's TINSELTOWN MUDSLING."
Iva Fakename- The Fabricated Sun
Let's dish shall we?
Where do we start? Hmmm…Whatchoo talking about Osbournes?
The Osbournes Reality Show Scripted
Upon conclusion of the programs third season, sources have leaked that
some scenes and dialogue have all along been scripted. You mean real people
don't live like this? I am completely stunned. And who exactly writes
Ozzy's dialogue? Keith Richards still has been unavailable for comments.
Backstreet Boy Opens Music School
Isn't that a wee bit of an oxymoron? That's a fine piece of accreditation
you'll have hanging up on your wall huh? What do you mean I am not hired?
I studied eight weeks under A.J! A.J. God dammit!
Daddy Day Care Sequel Planned
I think Eddie Murphy is gone for good. We should give up the search. I
think it's a lost cause now.
Nelly Bottles Pimp Juice
Rapper Nelly will be the official spokesperson for Pimp Juice a new non-carbonated
energy drink that will hit stores in September 2003. Pimp Juice? I can't
wait to hear the jingle for this thing. "Get your pimp on G! Mmm…mine's
boison berry be-atch!" Is nothing sacred people? Pimp Juice? Who
would have ever thought we would be hearing conversations in kitchens
across the nation that would include the term pimp juice? "Mom it's
getting hot in hurr. Can I have more pimp juice?"
Nelly Furtado Pregnant
She has been lying low for sometime after making a splash with her debut
album "Whoa Nelly!" As most know the most crucial step of any
recording artist is the arrival of their sophomore album which will reveal
if they will have longevity or will be nothing more than a one hit wonder.
This a very important step that requires a ton of hard work and tour support
by the artist. Probably not the best time to announce you are pregnant
huh Nelly? Me thinks this was somewhat unplanned no? But I ain't mad at
ya Nelly. You are just too darn cute. I'm glad you and I decided to keep
the baby!
Surgery May Delay New Roseanne Barr TV series
Thank God for hysterectomies!
Zing! Take that Hollywood!
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