June 21th, 2003
*No celebrities were harmed during the making of this article.
Let's dish shall we?
Where do we start? Hmmm…did I just hear Britney gives 'er?
Britney Spears admits she's not a virgin
And the whole world gasps…uhhh tell us something we didn't know Brit.
No offense honey, but it didn't take us very long to connect the dots
on that one. "You're not a virgin" doesn't really scream stop
the presses alright? You're going to have to try a little harder to shock
us next time. What's the next dark secret she might yet reveal? That she's
tried smoking? That she likes to "party down"? That her boobs
are fake? That she doesn't write her own music? That she can't carry a
note to save her life? What else lies behind that complex exterior…?
It boggles the mind.
Travolta says turning down Chicago was a big mistake
Kind of regretting taking that role in BASIC now aren't ya Johnny? Wait,
you've never heard of the film Basic? Well, that's the joke son…get
it? Huhhhh? No one saw Basic and everyone loved Chicago. See? Stay with
me here everyone.
Jerry Springer one step closer to senate bid
Oh I am sorry, I thought I just read that Jerry Springer is one step closer
to a senate bid. He is one step closer to a senate bid? Well, life was
fun while it lasted…the apocalypse should be starting…right
about…now!
Big Brother housemate ousted
Now before we start, yes I agree that there are far too many reality shows
on television right now. Bla bla bla. But I for one still have a weak
spot for a few of these shlock programs like Survivor, Amazing Race and
yes, Big Brother. Big Brother's concept is rather simple. 13 people are
sequestered to live in a house with no contact to the outside world for
3 months all the while their every moment is being captured on film. Whoever
can outwit and outplay the others and not get voted out of the house will
win a boatload of money. So basically it is voyeurism at its best. However,
this year they have thrown in an inspired twist. Unbeknownst prior to
entering, some of the housemates have learned that they have to share
living space with their ex's. (They call this the X factor…okay that
is a little lame but come on it's CBS.) Ex's living with ex's? Oh boy,
look out, sparks are gonna fly! Or in this case…chairs. After just
over a week, producers found themselves in a strange predicament where
they had to oust a player from the game because of his unpredictable behaviour.
This I believe is a first in reality show history. Where someone has been
eliminated from a show by the producers??? Housemate Scott Weintraub was
removed from the Big Brother house after starting to show signs of losing
it. He would yell at other players, screamed at the cameras egging on
the watchful eye of the Big Brother and at one point started throwing
chairs. Ummm hi there psycho? But in this guys defense could you imagine
the potential emotional trauma that could come over someone having to
live with an ex? Or in Scott's case, an ex fiancé. Especially if
you didn't know you were going to have to either. It must be tough enough
preparing yourself to do one of these reality shows as is, let alone than
have to realize you are going to have to see an ex? The show's producers
should have had the foresight that something like this could have happened.
Now clearly this Scott dude has rage issues but I must admit in some ways
I do feel sorry for the guy. Seeing his ex fiancé again without
notice would likely reopen some emotional wounds all the while having
to deal with the labours of a reality show. You can somewhat understand
why he would act out of character. I think many people if they were in
that situation wouldn't have been able to control their emotions either.
But throwing chairs? Maybe he was a freak?
Justin Timberlake dating Cameron Diaz
Just so I have this straight in my head, Mr. Rock Your Body has now been
linked with Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, Alyssa Milano and Cameron Diaz???
All hail King Justin! Let us praise his mighty ways!
J'Lo says she is no diva
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What's that J'Lo? I can't
hear you from the roars of my laughter! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zing! Take that Hollywood!
...but that's just my opinion.
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