May 19th 2003
Go,
go, go, go, go go, go Tinsel…it's ya birthday
We gonna part-y like….it's ya birthday
We gonna sip bacardi like…it's ya birthday
And you know we just sling the mud like it's your birthday….
Let's dish shall we?
Where do we start? Hmmm…hey
gather round everybody, the networks have announced their new fall line
ups!
Networks announce new fall line ups
The six major television networks released their fall TV line ups this week to whet the audience's appetite of what's to come. These lists always include a combination of returning series and brand new series. The list of new series are always interesting as we can start speculating to which shows will be around for longer then 3 episodes. In the past, thanks to some poor program choices, the two newer networks the WB and UPN, have struggled to build a solid lineup. Let's take a look at few of the gems they have in store for us this fall.
Fearless. Rachael Leigh Cook stars as a woman born without the "fear gene" who joins an elite unit of the FBI.
Dear god am I scared.
Tarzan and Jane. Tarzan surfaces in New York, where Jane is a police detective, in an update of the classic characters. Former Calvin Klein underwear model Travis Fimmel stars.
So let me get this straight, Jane is going to be solving crimes while Tarzan is parading around in his designer undies? Me Tarzan, You LAME.
All of Us, the family comedy based loosely on Will Smith's life.
No one cares about Will Smith's real life, why the hell would we want to watch a sitcom about it?
Jake 2.0, A new drama about a National Security Agency worker who turns into a superhero after being accidentally injected with computer chips.
No joke necessary.
Nicole Kidman says she'd drop acting if she met Mr. Right
Hi my name is Michael, hang up them acting pants Nic!
Alias star files for divorce
Actress Jennifer Garner has filed for divorce from husband Scott Foley. Why is everyone so surprised at this break up? Seems pretty elementary to me. Two small actors meet while filming a small television series. Small actress goes on to do another small television series that becomes a big television series and leads to big movie roles. Big actress decides to leave small television actor. Now was that really so hard? Jennifer Garner is now a household name and Scott Foley is just some guy who was once on that television show with that girl with purty hair. How could they possibly stay together?
Actress Halle Berry breaks arm on movie set
While filming the new movie "Gothika" that costars Robert Downey Jr and Penelope Cruz, Halle Berry broke her arm while doing a physically demanding scene. Oh my god Halle is hurt! What are those monsters putting her through on that movie set? How could they let this happen to my Halle? Can we not give this goddess the right amount of attention and protection she needs? Clearly both her co-stars are far more deserving to be put out of commission. Note to the filmmakers: Please give Penelope and Robert all the physically demanding scenes from here on out. We may just get lucky. Cross your fingers gang!
Christina Aguileria debuts new look
Wow, Xtina…fat
looks good on ya!
Zing! Take
that Hollywood!
…but
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