September 9th 2002
Meanwhile back at the mudsling lair…our hero continues his crusade against the illustrious and esteemed. Is this the end for the rich and famous true believers? God is with you Tinseltown maverick…
Let's dish shall we?
Where do we start? Hmmm…Eminem seems ripe for the picking?
Eminem Continues Feud With Moby At MTV Video Music Awards
Bad boy rapper Eminem continued to take pot shots at nemesis Moby during the MTV VMAs. While accepting for one of his four awards, Slim Shady announced while looking in Moby's direction, that he "will hit a man with glasses". Talking trash to the Mob'ster? That takes balls. I mean Moby is a timid, 130 pound, vegan, techno artist? Nothing like gunning for the biggest dog in the yard huh? Marshall Mathers is truly one bad hombre. Nice choice of opponents Eminem…it is really helping that "street cred"! Give it a rest already…
Atom Egoyan's "Ararat" Opens Toronto Film Festival
Celebrated Canadian filmmaker Atom Egoyan's new film Ararat, which deals with the 1915 genocide of Armenians by the Turkish military, debuted on the opening night of the Toronto Film Festival. Can this guy make a happy movie once perhaps? What is the deal with all the gloom and depression Atom? Every film is so somber and melancholy...he doesn't want to entertain or stimulate us he seemingly wants to torture us! I am not asking for Mr. Egoyan to make the sequel to Joe Dirt but can a character in one of his films crack a smile? Someone put a pie in this guys face, douse him with seltzer or tickle him fer cryin' out loud. Lighten up Atom, it's a happy world out there!
McCartney's Wife Offered To Sign Pre Nup
Paul McCartney's new wife Heather Mills says she offered to sign a prenuptial agreement on her own accord. She claimed "I wanted to prove that I love him for him". Sure you do honey and I am sure Paul is a swell guy. We all know that your intentions are true. We all know that him being a former Beatle and one of the most recognized and wealthiest men on the planet had nothing to do with your attraction towards him. He is a great listener…we understand. Gimme a break, pre nup or no pre nup, you are cashing in sister! I am sure you love him, but don't give us this crap that you don't plan to enjoy the benefits of being Mrs. Paul McCartney. Hell, I would marry Paul McCartney…
Shakira Continues To Heat Up The Music Charts
Can someone say Charo 2002? I guess every generation needs some spicy Latino woman that loves to gyrate non stop to Spanish flavoured music. Yi Yi Yi! Keep shakin' that can Shakira!
Method Man and Redman Doing Right Guard Deodorant Ads
Hardcore rappers Redman and Wu Tang Clan member Method Man are the new spokespeople for Right Guard Xtreme Power Strip's advertising campaign. Redman and Method Man doing deodorant ads? One word comes to mind…what's that word…ummm…oh yeah….SELLOUT!
Zing! Take that Hollywood!
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