February 24th 2003

Be vewy vewy quiet, we hunting celebwities…

Let's dish shall we?

Where do we start? Hmmm…ughhh again with R. Kelly?

R. Kelly denies new sexual assault allegations

Singer/Sicko R Kelly denied yet another accusation of illicit sex when a 24-year-old woman accused him of sexually assaulting her at a Chicago recording studio. Okay, enough is enough. What more proof do you need against this sexual predator? Maybe my criminal law skills are underdeveloped but couldn't a squirrel convict Kelly by now? This is starting to get sad how many complaints exist against this guy. And here is a quick shout out to all the drones…don't buy his new album "Chocolate Factory", by doing so you are supporting this freak.

Michael Jackson/Martin Bashir clash


Let's put this to bed shall we? Here are the dets. Yes, Bashir edited his footage in such a way to cast a more negative light upon Jacko. That is obvious now. Secondly, Jackson has never been proven guilty as a pedophile. And finally, the holding the baby over the railing of the hotel incident was a mistake on Michael's part but a lot of people have done stupid things with their children too. A lot. However few, if any of these other people are exposed as widely by the media. So I will give him a break on that and the other aforementioned. That said this still doesn't change the fact that he is strange and extremely creepy. I preferred it when we heard as little as possible about M.J. Let's turn the clock back and return to the time when we didn't have to catch glimpses of Neverneverland alright?

Sarah Michelle Gellar may star in romantic comedy


Decisions. Decisions. Decisions. A romantic comedy…it would be a stretch. But you owe it to yourself as an actress Sarah to push the limits. Take the plunge!

Joe Millionaire finale breaks rating records

The finale of Joe Millionaire was watched by over 40 million viewers, making it the highest rated show in Fox Networks history. Can you believe that? 40 million people invited that knucklehead Evan Marriott into their homes. Two months ago people would have opted to shooting themselves in the head rather then having a two minute conversation with this bonehead but now the population can't get enough of him. That's the power of television for ya!

J'Lo hates private life being public property

Lopez recently stated that she hated having her private life dragged into the media spotlight. You mean all this time you didn't WANT to be exposed? Could have fooled me. Listen don't get into showbiz if you can't handle the responsibilities of the job. Having your life analyzed with a microscope is part of the deal J'Lo. You don't think you are partially responsible for this media circus? You've made your bed, now sleep in it!

Kate Hudson to host technical Oscars

Or as it is commonly known "the awards show that no one watches"*

*Not to be confused with the Country Music Awards, Peoples Choice Awards, or Blockbuster Awards.

Zing! Take that Hollywood!

…but that's just my opinion.


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