December 2nd 2002
It is time for another thrilling episode of Tinseltown Mudsling. Everyone's favourite variety/reality/sketch comedy ode to the rich and famous. Tonight featuring a special appearance by Florence Henderson and musical guest John Oates of Hall & Oates fame. Let'ssssss start the show!
Tinseltown Mudsling is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Let's dish shall we?
Where do we start? Hmmm….Is that J'Lo over there sparkling?
Jennifer Lopez's new single "Jenny from the block"
"Don't be fooled by the rock's that I got. I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block. Used to have a little, now I have a lot. No matter where I go, I know where I came from." Righhhhhhhhhht. You're still Jenny from the block. Fame and fortune hasn't changed Ms. Lopez…I mean J'lo at all? I guess when she was growing up in the Bronx she was like all young Puerto Rican girls her age sporting a diva attitude, an entourage the size of a football team and an ego that burns like a thousand suns? You haven't changed at all huh J'lo? I am sure when old friends from the hood bump into you now and your bodyguards beat them within an inch of their lives while you pull a bitch fit, they must be thinking "Wow…still the same old Jennifer. She's still Jenny from the block"
Liza defends Jacko over baby incident
Liza Minnelli defended friend Michael Jackson over the recent event where he was spotted dangling his nine month old son from the fourth floor window of a Berlin hotel. I guess it's true what they say…freaks stick together.
Model Heidi Klum separates from her husband
Oh god, I guess this means she's gonna start calling me again….*sigh*
Old Navy runs retro television ads
Old Navy's latest advertising campaign promoting their holiday fleece line, features Morgan Fairchild in spots mimicking retro television series the Brady Bunch and the Family Feud. While watching these television ads I can't help but ask…where is the punchline exactly? These ads are terribly unfunny and not clever in the least. Someone tell the agency responsible for these trite spots that by just emulating an old classic television series doesn't make something bright and original. Where is the insight here or better yet the humor? Ha ha…look they are on the Family Feud set! Hilarious. An incredibly uninspired effort from the usually reliable Old Navy. Bring back the blonde denim clad beauty that used to be your spokesperson god dammit!
Nicholas Cage and Lisa Marie Pressley split
Actor Nicholas Cage and Lisa Marie Pressley have
separated after just three months of marriage. I guess it only took Nicolas
Cage twelve weeks to finally get over his Elvis fetish. And Lisa Marie…you
may be the Kings daughter but me thinks you got some serious relationship
issues. Remember this is the same woman who exchanged nuptials with Michael
Jackson?
21 Jump Street: The Movie in the works
Somewhere right now, a fat, out of shape, unshaven, half drunk Richard Grieco is getting off his couch, pulling up his underwear and screaming "The Grieco is back baby!!!!!"
Zing! Take that Hollywood!
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