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How To Write A Really Great Science Fiction Novel
Chapter 1. Come up with a really clever, here-to-fore-undiscovered story
concept.
Chapter 2. Spend 15 years trying to force your artistic brain to undersatnd
and accept the need for an organized approach to writing the story in some
type of order.
Chapter 3. (this is the Climax) Write the Story down on paper.
Chapter 4. Send it to a really famous publishing house.
Chapter 5. Send it again to another one because the first group thought you
were insane and laughed you out of the office.
Chapter 6. Take the Publisher to Diner, drug him, assume his Identity, and
publish your own book.
Chapter 7. Reap the rewards of your pure genious!
Chapter 8. Pray nobody thought of your idea first, and is already having
diner with the publisher when you walk in.
Chapter 9A. What to do with the nobody who beat you to it.

or the alternate ending....Chapter 9B. Giving up and becoming an accountant.

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