Picture if you will, one single guy out at a crowded, smoky, nightclub with four single women sitting with him at a table. These are not four regular girls either as all of them are dressed to the nines trying desperately to show off what God gave them. Form fitting and trashy is the order of the night as heaping amounts of cleavage are exposed. In fact one girl is just wearing a bikini top. The lone man is seated confidently at the table with two girls on his right and two on his left. It should be noted all of them are heavily drinking. As they continue talking an interesting trend begins developing, the women start to compete for the guy's attention through various means. One starts licking his face while another straddles him and begins doing an impromptu lap dance. While the most endowed female decides to strip down to her bra and begin dancing on top of the table. Not to be outdone by the others, the fourth girl starts to demonstrate her oral sex skills with one of the empty beer bottles occupying the table.
Oh, I forgot to mention one thing…this is all being filmed for national television.
Who are these people that go on reality based television programs and have absolutely no moral regard? Making out, taking their clothes off, feeling people up, and talking about how much they love sex and all the places they like to do it…who does this on television? Television in case you forgot is the highest reach based media on the planet. Don't you think if you had an opportunity to be on television you might mention it to family members, a few friends and perhaps some co-workers? Here is your one potential chance to be exposed on television to a huge audience and you've decided to spend your time on camera shirtless talking about how you can't get enough of people playing with your nipples. Who does this? I've heard of being uninhibited but for god sakes how do you live your life after doing this? How do you face your friends or the people at your school or work?
"Hi
Carol…"
"Oh hi Candy…"
"Saw you on the TV last night…"
"Oh right, they ran that Elimidate episode again"
"Yeah, yeah, Elimidate…I saw you on it last night."
"Hmm"
"That was pretty…interesting…how you described that piercing
in great detail you got on your…your…I didn't know you had any
piercings. Plus Paul and I really thought it was clever how you decided
to pour that glass of water on yourself to start that impromptu wet t-shirt
contest against that other gal…that was good thinking…at the
time."
Now obviously the people that are choosing to go on shows like Blind Date, Elimidate, and other such programs have issues to begin with. There is a whole other rant that could be devoted to analyzing the type of people who would actually even participate in shows of this nature. Besides that point, I am still stunned at people who go on these television programs that are aired nationwide and exhibit no moral restraint. Clearly these people don't have parents. They can't. Who could act this way knowing that your mother or father is likely or potentially watching the program? All of these idiots, sluts, and meatheads that we see on these television shows must be orphans. That or they were hatched from eggs. That is the only way I can explain it.
So the next time you
are watching one of these reality based programs like Shipmates or the
Fifth Wheel and see two people groping each other in a hot tub you can
say to yourself "I really hope it works out for those two orphans…"
...but that's just
my opinion.
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