So in a rush to cash in on the reality show craze some fuckin executive thought that these two fuckin idiots would make great subjects for a TV show.

Hmm, let's see why wouldn't they? They are newly weds, they have never lived together; they have tons of money and are dumb as posts. If this show isn't the worst thing on television I don't know what is. I mean their controversies are so fuckin pathetic that it's not even worth showing on television. Oh my god, Jessica didn't look at the price tag while shopping and bought $700.00 panties. Boo fucking hoo.

I'll tell you what, these two fucking idiots were married on the same day as my wife and I, lets look at the past year of each of our lives and see whose would make a better show? Well my wife and I got married, got pregnant without expecting it, my wife lost her job, then I lost mine, we picked up everything we own and moved across the country where we know one person. MMM, ok so Nick the dick and the blonde wonder got married, moved all their shit in together, Nick is trying to launch a solo career and the fuckin twat Jessica doesn't know how to do laundry so her mother has to do it for her. Now that sounds like must see TV. Here's a tip to Hollywood, if you're going to make us watch rich people and expect us to like them, or relate to them, put them in a small town and have them milk cows or work at Sonic. (now there's a good show)

Give me a fuckin break. These two have no fuckin business on my television; I have zero fuckin respect for either of them and would rather watch Anna Nicole and her cast of white trash relatives than these two. And you all know how much I hate Anna Nicole.

Then what happens? Some fuckin idiot decides that these two should be on the Billboard music awards, and do funny little skits before and after commercials. Give me a fuckin break; it is quite obvious that television producers have totally lost their fuckin minds. I mean these two AREN"T FUNNY. They can' even fuckin act. It was fuckin painful watching them trying to get jokes out. If I have to hear more of their shallow unbelievable sexual innuendos I'm gonna fuckin lose it.

So to sum up, I fuckin HATE this show. I despise the fact that these two have a television show. I believe that I have more talent in the tip of my penis than either of these two fuckin losers. And as always I challenge someone out there to put a real man with a real life on a REALity show.

DOWNS