Oh yes, the holiday season is upon us once again. Tis truly a joyous time of celebration and social gathering when we assemble with friends and family to engage in holiday festivities. It is a magical time of year filled with gifts, feasts, and fellowship. But above all it is during this festive time that once again our presence is requested at the hallowed company Christmas party. Yes, the company Christmas party the revered annual event where we fraternize with co workers and toast our many accomplishments of the past year. The yearly social gathering where we cast aside our job titles for but a night and playfully interact with our colleagues. Where better then the company Christmas party can we bond with our staff, let off steam with our associates and best of all, hook up with a co worker. For the company Christmas party, in all its splendor, is the ideal time to make out with a fellow member from work.

Why are you looking at me like that? Why do you stare with those eagle like eyes in such a perplexed manner? You mean you have never played tonsil hockey with a co worker at your company Christmas party before? Come on, stop joking around. No wait, you are serious? You've never locked lips with an associate at a holiday work function? You poor, poor naïve creature. You must be new. Well we have to remedy this stat! Time is a wasting as St. Nick is on his was and the finishing touches are being put on your very own company Christmas party. So take hold off your feather and inkwell and prepare to take notes as I provide you the tips to making out with someone at your company Christmas party.

Tip the first: "Don't be picky"
When selecting the lucky associate don't be fussy. Whether it is the receptionist, that new person in accounting or the 21 year old co-op student, all are appropriate for your neckin' advancements. There are no bad make out partners, just missed moments. So keep an open eye to everyone in your office. However the key targets should be people within your own department. For comfort sake, especially for the next day at work, it's advised to keep it close and within your own team. In a perfect world scenario though and with career advancement in mind, there is no better choice then coming on to your boss. Reach for the top!

Tip part deux: "The more intoxicated the better"
I can not stress this enough, do not make your move until you have had at least five drinks minimum (stiff ones recommended). The co worker make out requires the ambience of intoxication. Your kissing work partner will only succumb to the magical moment if you are properly stupefied. Slurring, stumbling and profuse sweating will only add to your sex appeal. Tip them back Romeo.

Tip III: "Location"
It is not recommended to hide your bout of skanko roman wrestling in the shadows. This is a proud moment for the both of you in your careers so put it on full display for the rest of your office to enjoy. Try the center of the dance floor, at your dinner table during the president's speech, or right in front of the women's washroom. Don't be shy, be creative!

The Tip Reloaded: "Be Uninhibited"
When you finally start your make out session let it all out. Don't hold anything back. Work Christmas parties have nothing to do with being reserved so enjoy yourself. You want to impress your colleague and more so the entire office, so a heated display is welcome. Use as much tongue as humanly possible and if you can grunt or moan in the process it is a plus. Also, heavy petting is strongly suggested. Extra marks go to those who fall out of their seats or knock over a table during their kissing encounter. Make it memorable. Give the company something to remember!

So there you have it. You are all prepared now to take that step and join the legion of those who are already part of the work make out club. It is a time honoured tradition at company Christmas parties for co workers to engage in a public make out session. So why not this year, it be you? Go for it! And remember make a spectacle of yourself, because your boss IS watching.

…but that's just my opinion.

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