I know this is a bit early to be talking about this stuff, I'm sure most of you are scratching your heads thinking, "Downs is talking about taxes in March?" Yes friends I am.

So here I am I've got all my shit, all my receipts and documents and such and ready to dive in. But ya know like why the fuck am I doing my taxes? I mean the fuckin government is such a fuckin scam. Here you go, get paid all year, were going to take a percentage, and then at the end of the year, you go calculate how much we took and make sure its right. Give me a fuckin break here. How about the government fuckin calculates, then sends me the return and I'll look it over to make sure THEY haven't made any mistakes. It's my fuckin money!

The other thing about taxes is the refund. WOOHOO. That's such bullshit too. See the government wants you to get excited about your refund. That's the whole bait to doing your taxes. Well you might just get a refund. Ok, so I'm going to get a refund, of my money that you took throughout the year. And the only reason you are giving me this money back, is because you took your share? Well thank you very fuckin much. How about you just don't fuckin take it? I mean if you realized in August that you took all my money that you could legally take, STOP FUCKIN TAKING IT. There is no greater sorrow on earth than looking at your pay check and seeing how much you made, then seeing how much you are actually taking home.

And how about the poor slob who owes money? This guy didn't get enough money taken out of his pay checks so now he owes a couple grand? Thank you very fuckin much. How about way back in the middle of the year you just tell Mr. Johnston that he needs to pay an additional 15 bucks a month. Let me tell you he'll feel a fuck of a lot better then when April comes along and he can't feed his family cause he owes back taxes.

And what about these fucks in the mall who can help you do your taxes? I mean first off, taxes aren't that fuckin hard. I just did 4 sets, and man give me a fuckin break. But you go to these guys and they're like "I'm sorry sir you have no deductions and therefore owe the government $5,000.00." No shit I ain't got no deductions man, I fuckin knew that. I'm paying your ass money to make some up for me. Fuck man, if you work at H&R Block and can't get me an additional $500.00, then get a new fuckin job. That's what I'm paying you for.

The biggest fuckin problem with Income tax though? Is that we can't do shit about it. I mean it is so much apart of our society that we just bend over and take it. I mean think about all of the people paying taxes and dong tax returns, how fuckin different is this than in medieval times when the sheriff would take your chickens or your live stock. No fuckin different, at all. The fuckin government, the fuckin man whatever you want to call it makes their lively hood out of fucking the poor masses out of their hard earned money. That's it that's the bottom fuckin line. And I'll tell you what, it pisses me off to high heaven. I swear to god I'm going to get the fuck out of here, I'm going to move up to the top of a mountain somewhere and piss on every rule I ever had to follow. I'm so fuckin sick of it.

Kiss my ass government, kiss my ass IRS, kiss my fuckin ass rule makers and law enforcement. Kiss my motherfuckin ass.

DOWNS

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