So what does that title mean brothers and sisters? Well let me tell you. MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!!!

Yes folks it is true, my wife is pregnant, there is another Downs on the way.

Wow let me tell you, what a huge deal this is. No it's not the best time to be bringing a new life into this world but hey, why the fuck not. I am sooooo happy I have to tell you. I really don't have anything to bitch about this week. I am just so excited to share with all of you the fact that I am reproducing. Actually to all those who have sent me hate mail, but still keep reading. KISS MY ASS. I'm gonna be someone's father.

So if any of you out there have been wondering why my articles have been so serious lately this is why. It's a big change in our lives obviously and has really changed my outlook on a lot of things. Sure everybody on the planet still pisses me off, but I've been a bit more concerned with bigger issues as of late.

Now that being said, I'm not gonna be writing articles detailing how I am now changing diapers or the correct procedures for burping your baby. Next week I'll be back kicking ass and taking names. This week however I'm just in too good of a mood to let anything bring me down.

I'm gonna be a dad!

DOWNS

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