There must be something, because hardly anyfuckingbody can do it correctly.
It's raining today and I'm out and about doing errands. Well I should have my fucking head examined. People cannot drive in the rain period. I mean they slow down, they fucking break every 2 seconds. Jesus people its only fucking water. It's not fucking 6 feet of snow.
You know who really chaps my ass though?
It's those fuckers who think that the rules don't pertain to them? What? Excuse me? Who the fuck are you? You've all seen them. The guys who don't merge on the highway, they keep going until they are out of shoulder, then they swerve their fucking BMW's right in front of you at the last second. "Hey buddy, hit me think I give a fuck? I'm driving an 87 Mazda. I'll hit you just to make my fucking day interesting."
I NEVER let these people in. Fuck them. I will ride the guy in front of me's bumber nearly hitting his car just to keep these fuckers out. I mean what the fuck makes you so special that you don't have to merge when everyone else does? Assholes like you are the reasons we have traffic jams.
Have you ever seen someone turning left go as soon as the light turns green? What the fuck is up with that? That's the first fucking rule. The Right of Way. I mean if you are breaking this rule I just assume you don't follow any of them. It's the first fucking one.
I think the cops should focus on these fuck heads. Fuck pulling me over because I went 10 kms over the speed limit in a school zone on Sunday. Fuck that. Just drive around looking for stupid drivers. The cops could call it Operation: Stop the Dipshits. Fuck man I will give money to that fucking cause. Fuck no I will Volunteer to join the fucking posse. See that's why people need guns, so we could wipe out these fuckers.
THEN.
I go to the grocery store. Fuck do I hate that place. However, I pull in and park in the nearest parking spot, which happens to be a little bit of a walk to the store. Big deal. Thems the breaks. So I come out with all of my health food, and tofu (yeah right). And some fucking cocksucker has parked at the end of a row of spots, right close to the door. You can't fucking do that. That isn't a spot fuck head. Who the fuck are you to just make up your own spot? What is this guy thinking? Not only am I pissed off that I walked the whole fucking way in the rain. But cars also now can't get by. This piece of shit has now caused a traffic jam in a fucking parking lot. This is probably the same guy who doesn't merge on the highway.
FUCK IT. It's time someone started to take responsibility for these fuckers.
Actually, I'm going to go back and see if he's still parked there.
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