OK, yes this is the cheap way out. Every columnist out there has done it at one time or another. And since I'm just in too good a mood from getting married, I'm going to do it too. Don't worry I'm not pussing out or anything. I just want to share with you my all time favorite top 5 albums.

So you're all familiar with the concept, 5 albums if you were stranded on a desert island you would have to have with you. Ok, here goes in no particular order.

Shout at the Devil, Motley Crue
I'm sure this doesn't surprise anyone. Actually this was a bit of a hard decision, Dr Feelgood is a phenomenal album, but I just love the older heavier shit. I'm fuckin old school.

Appetite for Destruction, Guns N Rose
I don't care who you are out there, or what you said in the 90's when alternative was all hip and metal was soo uncool. You all loved this shit just as much as I do, everyone of you mother fuckers bought this album and knows the words to Sweet Child O' Mine. And there's a reason for that. It's just that good. Top to bottom this album rocks and rolls.

OK, those two obvious ones out of the way. What next? Something old, something new? They're just too many, Destroyer, Sticky Fingers, Prolonging the Magic, Dummy I mean all over the spectrum. Ok, I think the next one would be White Blood Cells, by the White Stripes. Sure it's pretty recent but damn is it a good listen, all the way through this album rocks.

Wow, only 2 left. Ok this is hard, after this one, there is only one more. Damn Run DMC just came on, Raising Hell is a fucking AWESOME album. Watch all the attention this gets now with Jay getting whacked. That shit is too bad.

But no, I've only got TWO left. Something Canadian. Clayton Park, Is This it or Navy Blues? No, all good but something that is just awesome. OK, I know, I've only gotten into these guys in the last few years but this album has just so many great songs. What's the Story Morning Glory, I mean literally what are there like 8 hits on this album? Just great music, Oasis know how to do it.

Ok shit man this is it, Ok lets go through the list, White Stripes, The Crue, GNR, and Oasis, mmm what other album do I want to listen to for eternity. See cause it's just not singles, I mean Sabbath Bloody Sabbath is probably one of the best rock songs ever written I mean seriously but this is about total album, start to finish. Again and again.

Wow, I think I've got it but this could be a bit of an upset, I think I have to go with The Eminem Show, holy shit I can't believe it. I mean a rap album made it onto my top five, that's kind of shocking to me. But you know what, I'm sorry this album is just fuckin perfect.

Well there you are, my all time top five albums. Hey, why don't you respond with your top five, and we'll put it up on the reader opinions. Come on, you know you want too.

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