(Wedding bells that is.)

Yes ladies and gentlemen, it has happened, I am indeed married. Wow let me tell you it's pretty amazing. I've written before of my upcoming nuptials and the feelings I had for them. So it's with a huge smile on my face that I say my lovely wife and I ran off to Niagara Falls last week and eloped. WooHoo.

I have to tell you, all the bullshit that was starting to happen with the planning of the wedding was just driving me insane. It was so stressful, where is it going to be, who will be invited, can I bring a friend JESUS CHRIST I was really starting to get pissed. Luckily my best friend is the person I married and she wanted to elope all along, it was me who was pushing for the big wedding. But after the shit started to fly and the cost started to sky rocket I really had to question the worthiness of it all. Is the point of a wedding to celebrate two people's love or is it to make money and get a shit load of gifts?

So when a friend offered me his car for a couple weeks, the stage was set. We talked about it and in 2 weeks had everything planned. We got custom wedding bands made, booked the little wedding chapel in the Falls, and bought a wedding dress.

I honestly have to tell you that the day was just awesome, sure we had a couple minor issues, and my brother didn't make it to the ceremony but you know what, none of that matters. It was the most incredible day of my life, it was so stress free and so much fun that I just can't put into words. I'm actually afraid to say how happy I am, that's when something always goes wrong.

So from me to you, take it easy, I have nothing to bitch about this week.

Cheers!

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