Back In Fuckin Black!!
(* better enjoyed if you are listening to The Way I Am by Eminem)
The subway doors open in a whoosh that brushes my hair back from my forehead; I step into the cool air conditioning and find a place to sit. This is the worse time of the day, its morning rush hour and I'm tired. I put the look on, the look that says "Do not sit beside me, I'm a serial killer."
I look around the subway car, what type of winners am I traveling with this morning. Look at that jackass right there, he's maybe 19 years old, he's got a huge fuckin backpack on, and he's standing right in front of the door. That's the shit I'm talking about man, someone needs to teach this prick a lesson. I should do it right now, I should get up and just go up to him, grab him by the neck and throw him out the door of the subway. Damn that would be good to see, he deserves that, look at him, totally self absorbed as he bumps that fuckin thing into everyone who walks by.
This is my stop, he's not getting off, I won't get to bump into him or anything, damnit, well maybe I'll get to see him some other morning. Now look at this, who the fuck doesn't know how to work a goddamn escalator? FUCK! Jesus Chris lady, its WALK on the LEFT and STAND on the RIGHT. Is that SO hard for these people to figure out? I want to yell right now to the entire station WALK ON THE LEFT AND STAND ON THE RIGHT. But I won't, I won't.
Transfer onto the next train, standing up by the driver area now, fuck man these two ladies are jabbering on about who knows what and are as loud as fuck. Do they not realize this is just plain rude? I don't understand this mentality; fuck lady shut your mouth for two fucking seconds. I can't take this shit anymore, I've been quiet for too long, I just can't sit back and take this shit. These people need to be told, nothing is ever going to change if I just sit here and say nothing.
My stop, THANK GOD, I'm going to make it out of here without losing it on someone. Wait, what the fuck is this bitch doing standing right in front of the door? How the fuck does she expect me to get the fuck off, I mean for fuck sakes, its common fucking sense. That's IT, I just can't take it anymore, I give up I give up.
"Why don't you get the fuck out of the way lady, JESUS CHRIST how do you expect me to get the fuck off the train, with your fat ass in the way?"
God it feels good to be back.
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