At least that's what I heard today. Here I was working late, I went over to see how things were coming with this developer and couldn't help but read his screen. He was on MSN and was talking to another guy I was working with and they were having a good laugh at the fact that I'm a redneck.
Give me a fucking break here. Here I am staying late, to tell these fucks what they are doing wrong, and fixing their fucking mistakes and I'm a fucking redneck. Fuck you. I mean who the fuck are these fucking assholes? I mean what makes me a redneck? The fact that I have a big tattoo of flames? The fact that I listen to rock n roll? The fact that I wasn't born and raised in some fucking huge city and taught to be a cocksucker? Does that make me a fucking redneck? Does it? HUH?
This happened before at my last job. These fucking ad agency people think they are so fucking better than everyone and I'm fucking tired of it. I mean Jesus Christ, I was born in a small town and I have better values than most of the fuckers in this city so that makes me something to poke fun of? Fuck you, suck my fucking cock.
I have more brains than half the fucking people in this fucking city. I just can't fucking believe this fucking mentality. Who the fuck are these fuckin assholes? I am so fucking angry right now I could fuckin kill somebody.
You know the biggest thing is? I'm hurt, my feelings are hurt. Oh god I have feelings I must be a fuckin redneck, cause god knows almost every other fucker in this city is a cold emotionless zombie running around thinking their shit doesn't stink. Well let me tell you it does fucking stink. In fact you reak of it, when I get close to assholes like you it gets in my nostrils and I can't get it out. All I can smell is the shit you wallow in, the shit you speak, and the shit you do.
I'm fucking tired of this. Would you have me put on a suit and tie and be a boring fucking corporate asshole? Would you have me trade in my tattoos and coolness for a calculator and a best practices manual? I mean here I am staying late with these fuckers to make sure the shit they do is right, and their biggest complaint is that I'm a fucking redneck. I could have been yelling at them for fucking everything up, or I could have gone to management. But did I, fuck no! I guess rednecks aren't that fucking smart either.
I am so fucking tired of this. FUCK I cant fucking take it anymore. So you know what, I'm deciding right fucking now. That's it I'm done. I'm fucking tired of this fucking bullshit, I'm done. I'm tired of being the only one on the planet trying to fucking talk some sense into you people. I'm done that's it I give up. I hope you're happy, you beat me, all of you, you beat me enjoy it.
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