So I've rented another car for the long weekend. And I made the mistake of driving through downtown Toronto. Holy shit I forgot what it is like driving through that mess. I mean just the people jumping back and forth from lane to lane is bad enough let alone the real assholes.
I was stopped at this light and could hear a siren. In the lane next to me this fuckin guy was laying on the horn for the car ahead of him to move. See all he saw was the green light, he either didn't hear the siren, or didn't care. Well 30 seconds later the ambulance went past us through the intersection. What a fucking asshole. I mean it's one thing if after a prolonged period of waiting for the car in front of you at a green light you BEEP the horn. But this jackass was like holding it down for a minute straight. Everyone on the street is turning and looking at this dipshit and he was WRONG. Like who the fuck is this guy?
So then I was going to stop at the tattoo shop. Yes I have a tattoo shop, it's where I go to get inked. Well I wanted to find out if the guy who did my arm would do a wedding band. (most places won't) Well holy fuck man, I mean Queen street west in Toronto is a great place to hang out, but the worst place on the planet to drive. Here I am in the rented PT Cruiser zipping around moving trucks, double parked cars and jackasses on bikes.
Who the fuck drives a bicycle in a huge city? I mean who thinks this is a good idea? I've got half a lane to drive in with all these other idiots, I really don't need to have to look at every corner to make sure I haven't just made a pancake out of some courier.
I couldn't even stop at the tattoo place, it would have been a nightmare to try and find a parking place. Now I know why I don't have a car, it doesn't make any sense to drive down to places like this. I was coming up this street and then making a left at the light. The light was green as I was driving up and I was going right through it. Just before I hit the corner this fucking cocksucker and his bitch wife step into the intersection and are about to cross. I mean I am about to kill you man, I am about to run your ass over and you will die! His woman sees me barreling down on them and pulls him back onto the sidewalk, and as I drive by I yell out the window, "look at the light you fuckin jackass!"
I am fucking tired of this shit man. People need to be told, the word just isn't getting out. I mean day after day, hour after hour I am encountering things like this and it's driving me insane. I can't hold it in anymore. I am going to start to have to do this more. I am going to have to start letting this shit out as it happens. From now on you piss me off you're going to hear about it. You stand in the doorway in an empty subway car and I'm tearing a strip out of you. You fuck up my lunch order, I am going to verbally assault you. You cut me off in a car, and I am going to follow you home and kill your entire family. OK, maybe not that last part, but things are about to change. And I'm just the man to bring about that change.
Later.
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