Well this is it, it's now OFFICIALLY been a year since I started writing for you lovely people. Goddamn did that fly by? That's the thing now though, I'm old, years fly by. How fast has this summer flown by? If you are young out there reading this, hold on to those precious years. LOL, I sound like some old man.
A lot of things have happened in the last year, for me personally and for the world out there. Let's take a look back.
We launched this little puppy off into the great void that is the internet. And 2 weeks later probably the most horrific thing I've ever seen happened. There really isn't anything to say about September 11th anymore. It's all been said, and we all know it.
I burst onto the scene in a flurry of swear words and middle fingers. Immediately I informed the public of my disdain for that which is public transit, a hate/hate relationship that continues to this day. Also in a bold move in my second article I told you I like wrestling, what was I was thinking?
I've sworn up a fever over record companies, parking lots and malls, all for your reading pleasure. In a very paranoid state I wrote an article saying I thought the CIA caused the whole September 11th thing. IKEA, banks and my roommate all faced the wrath of my keyboard. I've taken you to places I hang out, shown you parts of my life and shared my engagement with you.
I've gotten emails claiming I'm hilarious to emails asking me to call them a motherfucker to their face. LOL I still think that one was funny. I've quit drinking, been to Mardi Gras and tasted absinthe (an article that still gets me mail to this day) all before your very eyes.
For of that I thank you, the readers. I love to write this shit, honestly I just love it. And if it wasn't for you out there reading this, there wouldn't be a point. So thanks to all of you who have supported me this far in my column, and thanks from every one here at Boldopinion.com (now to be referred to as BdotO) for supporting us over this last year. You keep coming back and we promise to be here.
So in going forward I would just like to say fuck, shit, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. (Had to get my swear quota up for the new season.)
Later.
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