Angry White Boy!
Jesus, I don't know what it is, the heat, or maybe just the longer days but fuck man are the people around here starting to piss me off. This morning I was on my way to my new job and of course I was taking the subway. Well for some reason the subway was packed, I mean people shoving themselves in even though there is no room. I mean are we in fuckin' Japan here people? I mean you can see it's packed, yes you are going to be late for work but fuck, for the love of god just wait the few minutes until the next car gets here. I never get on if I have to cram myself into the car, fuck that.
Well this morning I was carrying a box with me, a box I was sending to my nieces. Now the box wasn't huge or anything, but it did get in the way a bit. I couldn't believe the looks I was getting from people. Like I shouldn't dare bring a box with me during rush hour. This box was smaller than a brief case, I mean come on here people. I had people with backpacks looking at me when their backpacks hit my box. Look at me one more fuckin' time you snot nosed little punk and I'll rip your heart out just to show you how black it is.
THEN, I'm coming home and transferring subways, I'm going down the escalator and of course run into the two bitches who don't know how to work a fucking escalator. Anyone who stands on the left, instead of walking deserves a kick in the fuckin' ass. I wish I could do that, just boot some stupid fucker in the ass, that would teach'em. But as I'm standing there this other woman bolts down the escalator, bumps into me and tries to squeeze between the 2 women in front of me. Now we've just gone from a minor annoyance to me starting to get pissed here. This bitch needs to be taught a lesson. I mean it's one thing to stand on the left, but come on man, trying to jump through a couple people and bumping into everyone else is just down right rude. She's like oh I'm trying to catch my train. No shit you stupid twat, we're all trying to catch a train, that's why we're all here. I so wanted to grab her by her pony tail and feed her to the escalator. I think that is a fair punishment for the social crime she committed.
It doesn't matter where I go nowadays. I'm walking home and there's the ugly fat man driving without a shirt. OR there are the hoods whom hang out in the park and harass everyone who walks by. These are the days that I wish I was bitten by that radioactive spider. Then we would see a hero alright, ANGRY WHITE BOY. I'd steal from the rich and give to myself, I'd leap tall kegs in a single binge, and I'd teach each and every one of you what the fucking word polite means.
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