So here we are in Toronto, a week before "World Youth Day" and I'm about to go ballistic. I mean for fuck sakes is this inconvenient. I started noticing it about Tuesday of this week, tons of people on the subway. What the fuck? I mean it's like 8 in the morning yet there are so many fuckin kids on the subway. The best thing about working during the summer is that all those fucking young idiots are not on the subway. I can't even imagine how many times I have been close to slapping some fuckin young punk for being a total idiot. Thing is these little fuckin pieces of shit think they know everything, so what now we have a fuckin festival to celebrate them?
FUCK THAT.
And the fuckin Pope is coming? I mean is that guy even still alive? I bet he isn't, I bet the church is just pumping his dead corpse full of steroids to make his eyes open, and there is some cardinal or something with wires hooked up to him like a puppet. I wonder if that offended anyone? Why should it? The pope is just some guy, I mean yeah he hasn't fucked anyone in a long time but does that really make him that better than everyone else? If so, I got a friend who deserves all your worship. At least Mother Theresa was out there helping the people man. What does this guy do? And why did he come all the way over here when it's quite obvious he's on his death bed? And the bad thing there is that Toronto has a bit of bad karma eh? Toronto broke up The Beatles, Aerosmith were nearly killed here and Keith Richards was busted on his way here. (Yeah that was bad karma) So what if the pope dies here? That would be fucked up, but it could happen.
But man, I mean they are like busing people into the city, there are nuns walking around the place. Who the fuck asked the citizens of Toronto if we wanted this to happen? I'm fuckin glad we didn't get the Olympics man could you imagine. Jesus Christ, I mean the youth day or whatever isn't for a week yet and I'm losing my mind. I'm gonna have to board myself up in my house, order groceries, pizza and booze and have it all delivered. Oh yeah you can bet your ass that at a time like this I'm going to drink.
I mean you can't even leave your house, they are fuckin everywhere. Groups of them, from the next city over, to the next country over and I fuckin hate it. I mean seriously on the subway home I was so close to hitting so many people I don't know if I'm going to be able to take it. I really do hate just about fuckin everybody on this planet. The single mindedness and the self absorption of the human mind freaks me out. How can so many people be here for such a great cause and be the most annoying, rude motherfuckers I've ever met?
I mean seriously it's fucking out of hand here people and I'm a powder keg about to explode. I'm a race car and they've got me in the red. Fuck that, I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker and that's it. The next one of these fuckers who gets in my way is getting it. I don't care if it is a kid, a nun or the fuckin pope himself. Something needs to be said people, and I'm just the bastard to do it.
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