So here I was on the weekend parked in front of the old PC showing someone BoldOpinion. And for a joke I read aloud my first and second articles. Holy shit, I was fuckin awesome back then. Have you been reading the shit I have been writing lately? Jesus Christ what happened to my balls? Time for some swearin and some violence. And as if on queue …
Today has got to be the coldest fuckin day of the year, just when we thought all this shit was gone. Just as I started to think that Toronto wasn't that bad of a place to live after all. WHAM. It is fuckin cold motherfucker. I swear that if there is a god, He loves this shit. "Hey Paul, watch this. I'm gonna make them think its spring then hit them with the fucking coldest shit I got."
I've been taking a lot of cabs to and from work lately, hey maybe that's why I've been so happy. I haven't had to take the fuckin TTC. So here I was waiting outside of the subway station for the bus to come and take me the 5 blocks home. When all of a sudden this fuckin bitch who was inside in the warmth, walks right in front of me and up the stairs. EXCUSE ME? Who the fuck do you think you are? What kind of person does this? I mean you fucking selfish bitch, you were just inside and I am a fuckin cold motherfucker and I do not want to be fucked with. I swear to god I nearly grabbed her by the back of the hair. Would that have been so out of line? Someone obviously needs to teach this bitch a lesson. Now I'm not advocating violence against women. I'm saying violence against stupid mother fuckers. Who cares if they are a man or a woman. That is real equality and that is what I am all about. If you are a stupid mother fucker I should be able to enforce a measure of revenge. Fuck, can you imagine.
"Mr. Downs. This is the 10th time you have been before this court for violent related cases and pleaded the 666th amendment."
"Well Judge they were stupid mother fuckers, and the law says …"
"Ok Mr. Downs, but we are going to get that law changed."
That would be awesome, the only thing is though I would have to kill everyone, because well if they lived they could come back to you and because you didn't finish the job, you are a stupid mother fucker. And they can then kill you.
Why the fuck do these people feel that they can "butt" into this line but not any other line? Is it because we are out on the street and it just feels more open and appropriate? Well it ain't. Some people do "butt" in the line at movies though. You ever been at a sneak preview or at a big movie premiere? There are always those fuckers that hang out by the door and sneak right in. Fuck I hate those assholes. I'm the guy who stood in an orderly line and waited until the designated time to get into the theatre, and yet I'm fucked for seats now. Another reason for ushers to carry stun guns. They could just zap those fuckers as they all ran in and they wouldn't ever do that again.
I so wish I could go out and take vigilante justice like the Batman. I would love to teach these assholes a lesson, and hey maybe get an action figure of myself at the same time. Problem is, I wouldn't have his resolve not to kill people. I'd just end up another super hero turned villain trying to take over the world. Now there is an idea, world domination, I mean ahhh, I've always played with the idea but never thought, me. I mean I'm just me, but you know maybe just maybe …
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