First off, no one sent in a picture of themselves for last week's contest. So fuck all of you I'm keeping the hat.
So while you're reading this, I'll have just gotten back from Mardis Gras. Yes sir. The Big Easy. Now I'm sure a lot of you people out there are thinking that I am going to watch all the women exposing their breasts. Well that's just not true. Anyone can see breasts at anytime. A friend wanted me to take pictures of the happenings on Bourbon Street. Why? Can't you type in porn in a search engine?
It's interesting to write this knowing that when you read it, all sorts of crazy things could have happened to me. I will have seen Anne Rice's house, I maybe will have had sex in one of the famous cemeteries, who knows. I will be falling off the wagon this weekend. I don't think it makes any sense to go to the biggest party on the continent and not drink. I mean that's just fucking stupidity.
People say that New Orleans is a pretty dangerous place. I say fuck you. Kidding. I mean I think a little common sense, and attitude will do me fine. It's not like I'm some hick who's never been to the city. You can be damn sure that if some fucker says he wants to sell me something in an alley I ain't going. Plus I've got a huge fucking tattoo, no one in their right mind would want to fuck with me.
I'm really fucking excited about this trip, people liken "Nawlins" to a European city, just in North America. As much as I have seen of this continent I have never been overseas, I am interested to see a place where the laws we all know and abide are relaxed.
There is so much I want to see of this city, we have reservations on a patio for one of the parades. All our drinks and food are included and we can just chill and watch all the people dressed up on the floats go by. Maybe I will run into some of you readers. Any of you going down there? If so keep an eye out for the guy with the messy hair and big tattoo on his arm. I will probably be stumbling from 1 bar to the other, with my girlfriend holding me up and wishing I still didn't drink.
On that note I am off, danger, excitement, intoxication and pleasure all await me in the city of sin. The Big Easy, look out. Downs is coming.
Downs
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