"If the kid calls his grandmamma mama, and
his mama Pam, he's going to jail."
Chris Rock - Bigger and Blacker
I mean sure I've only raised pets in my life but come on, there are just some things that are common sense. Like when you have a 4 year old kid still in diapers, pushing him around in a stroller! I was in the 7-11 the other day and this fucking lady who I hold the door open for, has this fucking brat in his stroller. She is pushing him around and the kid is wailing, I mean fucking balling his eyes out. He's standing with his feet on the bar that holds him in and he's nearly falling out. And this fucking woman is not doing a thing. She's going like, "be quiet Bob". This kid is totally ignoring her and like everyone in the store is looking at this, and the woman you just know doesn't really think that this is a big deal.
Man, that fucking kid is going to be the biggest fucking prick when he grows up. That woman is letting him walk all over her and this kid is learning how to get what he wants. Now sure infants cry, and that is understandable, but this kid is a kid man, I mean a year or so away from going to kindergarten. That's fucking old man. This kid should know by now that you obey your mother, I mean you don't have to beat the kid but come on a little respect is needed here.
And you people can't say you don't know what I'm talking about. We all have our cousins that walk all over their parents. And doesn't it totally fucking disgust you? Man, I was afraid of my Dad, he would fuck me up if I were out of line. I think that is a healthy relationship. You know most of my friends when I was younger who were a bit badder or you know a bit more evil than everyone, were the kid's whose moms were raising them alone. I'm not saying you can't raise a child on your own at all, but if you do, make sure you make those fucking kids respect authority.
But I think what it really comes down to is some people just shouldn't be parents. I was at the theatre the other day and this guy and chick walk in with a 6 year old and a 3 year old. It was LORD OF THE FUCKING RINGS, this movie is over 3 hours long. Who the fuck thinks that bringing kids to a movie like that is a good fucking idea? Do these people not have that basic animal instinct to protect and nurture they're child until it is of an age where it can support its self? Isn't that like in all of us?
So what the fuck do we do? Well I think we have all seen the movies, we know what is going to happen anyway. We will have to go get a license to have a baby. This is apparently what all sci fi movies see in the future and you have to work for the government to get a pass to have them or something.
Well, I guess we have to realize that the world is made up of all sorts of different people and it needs that otherwise it would be a pretty boring place.
Fuck me, is that a Haiku?
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