Cause I'll tell ya people. I am really getting fucking fed up with this place. Jesus Christ you people annoy the fuck right out of me. I think I am witnessing the decline of western civilization right in front of my eyes. I can't even leave the house anymore. AND Christmas is coming. You think I'll be caught dead in a mall after this weekend? Not fucking likely.

I've been taking taxi's to work all week, I am a lazy fucker in the morning. That comes though when you stay up late drinking beer and plotting world domination. So the one time I take the subway this week I nearly had to kill the population of a small village just to get rid of all the assholes. I mean fuck don't these people have any goddamn manners? I am seriously going to snap one of these days and I bet it's on the motherfucking subway.

However this week, that isn't even the worst of my troubles. I took a taxi to work the other morning, the driver decided to take the highway. Fine by me buddy you're the professional. Next thing you know we are in the worst traffic jam, it takes over an hour to get to my job and it cost $40.00. Now isn't it this guys job to drive people around? Isn't that why they have those fucking traffic reports on the radio? Would it be too hard for Mr. Noshower to turn on the fucking radio? I mean I pay you a fucking premium so I don't have to think of this shit.

So FUCK IT. I've decided I'm not leaving the house anymore. I have all the modern toys. I can watch DVD's, MSNBC and AOL.COM. I don't ever have to leave the house and deal with these fuckers anymore. And there are just so many out there. I can order pizza, but then I have to deal with that fuckwit. Groceries, drugs and booze can all be delivered to my house, sure I have to meet those people but I'm sure once they get through the security perimeter they are fine.

You know what I want to do? I want to go up onto a mountain. Live way the fuck up there, run a high speed internet line, get a satellite dish and have all of my supplies choppered in. I can buy all the guns and grenades I want. Then anyone comes near my fortress and BAM, one less cocksucker on the planet. I can grow my hair long and get a ZZTop beard. Ok I can't grow facial hair but it would still be fucking cool. I wont have to talk to anyone in person anymore. Maybe I can go years without talking. A legend sitting high atop my mountain, observing and studying. Waiting for that day that I leave the mountain, to return to society and take the whole fucking thing over.

You will all be my slaves. It's only a matter of time.

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