Cause I have to tell you I love the shit.

And everyone of you fuckers did at one time too. I guarandamntee it.

So for the sake of science my roomate and I sat down to find just what were the best metal tracks of all time. We found this site that had the Top 40 bands of all time, added a little party favors, and we set out to find that one track that was the bands best.

1. First up Poison. Easy we both felt Talk Dirty To Me was awesome. And I know most of you fuckers out there sang along with that little ditty at one point or another.

2. Twisted Sister came up next. So we first played We're Not Gonna Take It. Great track put them on the map. But for my money, I Wanna Rock really kicks some ass. You can't help but bang your head.

3. Bon Jovi. Now this could take awhile. So we decided to both pick one track. Then we would both decide which was the best. Roomies pick? Livin on a Prayer, excellent, also one of my choices. I could win here. What does that leave for my choice? Old school? Or something a bit more modern? Wanted Dead or Alive, now here is a fucking great track. Sure they were pussies compared to all the other bands of the time. But fuck this is an excellent little number. Come on you know the words. "It's all the same, only the names will change ..."

4. Motley Crue. My all time favorite band. Jesus this could be hard for me. Fuck balls choice? Too Young To Fall in Love, one great fucking song. And a fantastic video. Let's just listen for a sec.

Some of you readers may not know this one. And shame on you.

My choice. Fuck me this is hard. Shout at the Devil was a fucking brilliant album. But Dr. Feelgood really cemented their names in the rock n roll history books.

"You know I'm a dreamer, but my heart's a gold." God damn do I have a tear in my eye? When I die they are going to play this as I am lowered into the ground. Possibly the greatest power ballad ever written. To see this live? Nikki and Tommy both playing white grand pianos. It was like a religous moment for me. "I'm on my way, I'm my way, home sweet home."

5. Cinderella. Mr Loudclockradio and I both figure that Nobody's Fool is the best track by these boys. Most of you may remember their ballad "Don't Know What You Got Till it's Gone but for our money, this is when they were at the top of their game.

Ok, so thats only the first 5 bands on the list and look at the songs we have. Come on. That's good fucking shit. Metal is on it's way back and say Cheers! I still have concert shirts, backpatches, and jeans with rips in them. And I bet you do too.

So Pour Some Sugar On Me, and I'll write you a Love Song, that will take you back to Paradise City.

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