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| Conversations
with human beings can be very frustrating at times. There are certain topics
of conversation that any rational person should tread lightly when discussing.
Politics, religion and movies. I really don’t have an active interest
in politics so I generally steer clear of that hotbed of discussion. What’s
the point in even attempting to have a conversation about something you
know nothing about? Any input I rarely tend to throw into conversations
of this nature are statements like, “Who in the hell voted for that
guy? I sure didn’t.” or “Is this what our tax dollars
are being spent on? Geeze!” Anyone who brings up religion in any shape
or form is just asking for trouble. Unless you’re making fun of the
Pope’s hat or you’re telling a joke that has a various religious
divinities trapped on a desert island, I’m definitely working on changing
the topic of conversation. “Oh yeah, gotta love the Old Testament.
Moses is kick ass. Speaking of Moses, have you tried those new peanut butter
flavoured gummi bears?” But when it comes to movies? Watch out! I’m
right at the front lines. I’m never more animated when it comes to
a discussion about movies. Waving my arms around, talking much louder than
my normal speaking voice and letting out exasperated statements like “Oh,
give me a break!” and “You liked that? Good grief!”
I love talking about the movies with people. I’m always interested in hearing other people’s perspectives on various films. What burns my britches the most though is when I bring up a certain film in conversation and it is immediately torn asunder in the most minimalist of statements. No defense. No nuggets of information to back it up. Just terse little comments like, “Didn’t like it” or “I didn’t understand that movie at all. I stopped watching after 10 minutes.” Its comment’s like this that gets my blood boiling. Immediately I’m challenging the opinion. What do you mean you didn’t like it? Didn’t you like the part where the guy does that thing with the thing to the other guy with the thing? I need to know. I need to know why I loved this film and you didn’t. As much as I don’t agree with your opinion, I’m even more interested in why you didn’t like it. Why didn’t this movie connect with you like it did with me? Change my mind! Make me agree with you. I really want to! Honestly I do! But these particular conversationalists again follow up with these unusable high school debating team tactics. “Uhhh…I don’t know. Just didn’t like it. Wasn’t my bag. It was stupid.” Not your bag? What kind of bag are we talking about here? Is it a plastic bag? Is it a big bag or a small bag? Where did you get this bag? Stupid? Stupid what? Stupid story? Stupid characters? Stupid dialogue? Give me something to work with here. Anything. A point of view. Even the minutest reference to the film in question. What did you think about that hat the main character was wearing? Did you think it was the kind of hat that brought out the internal struggle that the main character was dealing with at the point in the film? Did that hat speak to you? Don’t get me wrong. I am not a film snob. I’ll watch any movie. Anything. As long as it’s decently entertaining I couldn’t give a rat’s ass who directed, starred or wrote it. Just keep me mildly entertained and I’ll tell you why I like it. Whether it’s any one
of the Adam Sandler movies or any other undiscovered cinematic gem, I’ll
talk to you about it. I want to hear your point of view. I don’t
necessarily have to agree with you, but that’s where the fun begins.
Discussion. The exchanging of ideas. Tête-à-tête. Talk
to me. I want to hear what you have to say. Let me know what you’re
thinking. I want to know. But if you’re going to play in this game
and all your going to bring is some weak ass crap like, “I don’t
like (insert famous actor) movies” or “It was just dumb.”
Then go away. Go join that other group of people who are talking about
beanie babies, kitchen magnets or some other garbage, they could really
use your help. So, anyway…what was I saying? Oh yeah! A lot of people
seem to forget Schwarzenegger’s tour de force performance in “Raw
Deal”…
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