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From: NOTbloodyLIKELY@WILLiLETyouSEEthisADDRESS.com [mailto:NOTevenHERE@either.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 13, 2003 10:16 PM
To: opinions@boldopinion.com
Subject: (no subject)
Welcome to the 21st century.....You are a TIGHT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!linda
Linda, Linda, Linda.
If only I had the skills to craft such a wonderful piece of prose. I know I just won't compare to, let's face it, perhaps one of the best pieces of the written word ever committed to paper (or zeros and ones in this case). As much as I, and my colleagues here at BoldOpinon.com try, we will never accomplish what you have accomplished in just 10 words and 28 punctuations. I especially liked your usage of the 15th exclamation mark; boy did it EVER show us.
I mean we really are a bunch of tight asses, who have been living in the 19th century. I, for a fact, know that Andrew is living in the 8th century. It makes it uncomfortable visiting him, in the country, listening to his diatribes surrounding the Viking plot to raid Western Europe, his love for Charlemagne, not to mention the horrible shape of his facilities. But you know what I have to say for a guy who is forever lost in the past - this was the century the first newspaper appeared. And that was the deciding factor for his involvement in BdotO.
There are many faults here at BoldOpinion.com, but tight asses, we have none (guys, there is no need to email us, I don't mean it in that way).
I could list the many breakthroughs, thoughtful, edgy (am I the only one who absolutely hates that word) and scandalous missives of the writers here at BoldOPinion.com but it seems that there isn't much reason for that. I happen to believe (again the rest of these guys are insisting that my opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the site) that you are an imbecile.
If Michael feels a need to talk about Quentin Tarantino dating Elisha Dushku, he can.
If Downs wants to start a doomsday cult, he can.
If Christian, well, he can do whatever he wants - he's famous.
If I feel the burning desire to place you up on the chopping block and roast you, I can.
(For those of you who know me, this has nothing to do with getting dumped by my girlfriend, aptly named Linda, nothing at all)
And yes, if Andrew insists on living his life in the tumultuous 8th century, he can.So from all of us (editors note - Dr. Know does not necessarily reflect the opinions of www.BoldOpinion.com) at BdotO, Piss Off.
We will care about you when you submit something to care about, like AN OPINION and not some hastily composed hate letter.
Dr. Know
A little hint for the many struggling writers out there, Linda didn't think about what her readers were going to take away from her message. Actually we still don't know what to take away from it or her - her keyboard maybe?!
Next time you write try to think about what the readers will get out of your work, like a message.
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