Honorable readers I have something a bit different for you today. This week I reached into the mailbag and pulled out 3 of the shortest questions/comments I have received. I call this the insight into the great unwashed. Here we go...
Dr. Know,
you are mean jerrk. You should die.
Unsigned
Unsigned, I really have no argument against such an eloquently worded, detailed and strong argument. You put forth both sides completely and chose the side that you believe in. I have to agree with you. I am quite the mean jerrk. I should die.
Note to future submitters. Such an email would be much more acceptable and warrant a detailed response if:
A. The email was signed and used a real email address not some hotmail, yahoo or other web-based service.
B. Learning how to spell is always a great thing. As is using the Shift Key to place a capital at the beginning of a sentence.
C. Give me a reason to care about what you just said. Even if it ends with 'you should die'. At least let me know why I deserve nothing but a trip to the netherworld, stuck wandering till the end of time with no one to lord over in my elitist fashion.
---------------------------
Dr. Know,
What is that thing on your head? And that thing on your face?
You rock,
Johnny
Johnny,
The headpiece I adorn on the pages within this site is technically called a hairnet. Doctors and other people wear them so as to halt any hair follicles from dropping into: People they are operating on or food they are preparing. The Facial Protectorate Mask I have on allows me 2 things; to remain sterile when in contact with sick folks that I treat in my garage as well as allowing the anonymity I need as there are people like unsigned up there that apparently want me dead. I thank you for your submission Johnny and hope that your life gets a little more interesting. I look forward to hearing about your next hangnail.
---------------------------Dr. Know,
I am lost in a forest and have no idea how to start a fire. Can you help?
Scared of Wolves
Scared of Wolves,
The easiest way for you to start a fire is to take your portable digital assistant (obviously the way you are communicating with me) and smash it against a rock. This will reveal the innards of the PDA. It is then simple to cross the tiny little blue wire with the tiny little red wire to create a spark.
Good luck with them wolves!
---------------------------
And Finally….a letter from me to certain readers out there.
I am quite surprised; you are much more intelligent and humorous than I ever thought. Please send me the URL of your fascinating and insightful webpage so I can visit your world once a week.
*whew*
Dr. Know
You got a question for the good Doctor? Click here
or email to drknow@boldopinion.comClick here for more advice from Dr. Know
