Something a little different from the Doctor
this week kiddies, I've decided to throw the spotlight on not only a
reader but also turning it onto BdotO. This will allow you to see (through
a pinhole) into our world of deciphering the loads of reader mail into
something concrete to continue entertaining you week after week.
You will please point your attention to the email
below (it's in a different colour, #003399 for the ones who care). I
have taken mind to keep the composer of this fantastic piece of lovingly
crafted work anonymous. That said; please turn your eyes down
-----Original Message-----
From: Someone Who Will Remain Nameless [mailto:someonewhowillremainnameless@somewhere.com]
Sent: Tuesday, October 22, 2002 12:45 PM
To: The crew at www.BoldOpinion.com
Subject: Absolutely
Could not have put it any better than that. A+
Someone who will remain Nameless
Some Job Title
Some Job Place,
Some Office Name
Some Address and Some Suite Number
Some State and Some Zip Code
p Some 10 Digit Phone Number
f Some 10 Digit Fax Number
someonewhowillremainnameless@somewhere.com
***********************************************
The information transmitted is intended solely for the individual or
entity to
which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged
material.
Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of or taking
action in
reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the
intended
recipient is prohibited. If you have received this email in error please
contact
the sender and delete the material from any computer.
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You will note that this individual does actually
hold a job, contrary to every law of physic's known to dolphins. So
the person in question, by every indication shouldn't be a complete
moron (ohhhh moron, how insanely topical - actually it's a bit of a
compliment in Iceland - Bah, whatever.) but as it turns out, I think
they must be.
Let me take you back to the morning of October
22, the sky was angry that day my friends. It was blustery, I noted
when exiting my limo to the offices of www.BoldOpinion.com, the indigents
must be in a bad way today, I thought for a microsecond. Then smiling
at the security guard (guards actually - this week it was the Swedish
bikini team) I trotted up the elevator to the 74th floor and entered
the BdotO offices. As I passed reception I tapped World Renowned Web
Columnist Christian awake (it was his turn to host our weekly BdotO
party - I had to dig through the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders just to
get to him). And made my way through the atrium and the worlds largest
man made ecosystem (natch) to my office.
The day passes quickly as the morning is full
of office tours of visiting dignitaries, musicians and so-called movies
stars (George Clooney is a bit of a baby without his first coffee of
the day). Then *ding* an email pops up, I open it to reveal the mess
above (remember it's a different colour). I don't give it much mind,
it is just one of the thousands of congratulatory and commendatory emails
recieved daily. Then an idea came to me, what a great way for me to
give the readers some feedback. And draw the curtain back a bit on this
mystery called www.BoldOpinion.com.
So here we go, please when you send comments
in, try to mention what item you are commenting on, that aids the mailroom
of BoldOpinion.com when directing the mail to the correct staff member.
So, people - keep those letters coming, we love
and appreciate all of you. In fact, we wouldn't be here if it weren't
for you. We're still the same BdotO from the block we've always been.
So we have a little more now, we haven't changed
.Oh excuse me,
Kofi
Annan has been on hold for about an hour now waiting to talk with
me, so I must take leave.
Dr. Know (The same one I've always been)