Dr. Know Helps an Under-Appreciated Artist
Dear Doctor,

I am going to say this short and sweetly in DOWN's style "what the $#@!&%$ is up with NOT POSTING MY AMAZING ARTICLES? I have some awesome shit to say and I know they all want to hear it, do you mind the courtesy gesture of displaying it please.

As one of your staff writers wrote " WE ARE VERY BACKLOGGED RIGHT NOW AND HAVE NOT HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO POST IT" ... COME ON!!!!

On a serious note, I know that women are not on the top 10 of this writers list, and I know that ex's aren't as well.. so you do the math. Should I be sending my submissions to another staff writer?

If I had one suggestion to the site I would say that you would have me as
one of your staff writers so that I could put in my 5.00 worth of input on
the various topics, as well as shed a little light into the world that is.
How about columns wrote strictly about "women stuff" or perhaps I will just have to make up my own site and I shall call it "rightopinions.com" and I
will post EVERYONE"S STUFF WHENEVER THEY SUBMIT ! What should I do
?


No name submitted

Dear Under-Appreciated Artist,

Firstly, thank you very much for submitting this 'AMAZING' (SIC) response.
Also, you will be overjoyed to know that you have been chosen as my latest hapless soul in dire need of some advice.
So, cheers to you for being the lucky one out of hundreds of letter writers begging for their own 15 minutes of fame on the fantastic, albeit over hyped, website www.boldopinion.com.

As much as I truly appreciate the cursing in your letter it does carry a certain amount of insecurity. I'm not really sure you are able to construct a crafty enough response to warrant taking up precious bandwidth on this site.

The fact of the matter is, where do you get off thinking your submissions are any better than John Smith from Florida or Lisa McCarthy from Ireland? Do they not deserve their own spotlight? I think they do, in fact all of the readers do. The management of a website is not an easy task, let alone with people like you whining and complaining that 'I have some awesome shit to say and I know they all want to hear it'. I'm afraid they may not want to hear it.

You'll just have to wait your turn. If you're lucky it will happen.

Women on the other hand are completely on my top 10 list, probably ranked at about number 2. I adore them, unless they start annoying me with letters complaining that they just aren't getting their fair share.

Regarding the staff writer comment, understand that a website such as this one, pulling in about $400K a month really only can support about four people. The regular gang of idiots on the front page have some very expensive tastes. I am currently doing this as a service to mankind only; in fact I'm paying the rest of the staff writers in cheeseburgers for the first month, until they get 'comfortable with me'.

I certainly hope you have the tenacity to take this answer in stride and continue to create in your own little way, your opinions will always be welcome here.
You know what they say, everyone hates a quitter and quitters will most likely burn in hell.

Dr. Know


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