Honorable readers. It's time, once again, for your favourite and mine, a look into the minds of not just one reader but a few.

It's People, Please. Version 2.0.

This week I reached into the mailbag and pulled out 3 of the shortest questions/comments received. I call this insight into the great unwashed. Here we go…

 

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
DOMO

That depends. Are you in the situation or do you plan on creating it?
Seriously, this is disgusting. We are not in the dark ages when 'wimmen were fer takin' care of kin'. In that time if a woman died the sister stepped in and took up the cross. Fine, whatever. That was then. Our society is a bit more enlightened now. If you have the hots for your wife's sister keep that inside. To all you men out there, this happens to be a VERY common fantasy. That still doesn't make it right. Forbidden fruit tastes great for about a second, then the food poisoning kicks in.
On the other hand, you shouldn't worry about laws. The deciding factor really should be whether the sister is hotter than the wife. And if she is, well then DOMO, you gots to do what you gots to do.
Sicko.
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Yodi

Come on Yodi, you understand. We live in a world of political correctness. So much so that it has influenced our speech patterns and wormed its way into our vocabulary. Let's do a test right now.

If DOMO kills his wife, will he marry his widow's sister?
Fat chance! That girl will have nothing to do with him. First of all he is a loser who is going nowhere. Second off, she is gorgeous and him…well, I mean, just look at him?!

If DOMO kills his wife, will he marry his widow's sister?
Slim chance! That girl will have nothing to do with him. First of all he is a loser who is going nowhere. Second off she is gorgeous and him…well, I mean, just look at him?!

Great point Yodi, as I mentioned earlier, political correctness has gone too far.
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Why wasn't I born rich?
Snork56

Snork56, what are you talking about!
You were born both rich and dumb.
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That is all from the Doctor's lair this week
Tune in next Monday for some more of the same.

Dr. Know


 

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