Honorable readers. It's time, once again, for
your favourite and mine, a look into the minds of not just one reader
but a few.
It's People, Please. Version 2.0.
This week I reached into the mailbag and pulled
out 3 of the shortest questions/comments received. I call this insight
into the great unwashed. Here we go
Is it legal for a man to marry
his widow's sister?
DOMO
That depends. Are you in the situation or do
you plan on creating it?
Seriously, this is disgusting. We are not in the dark ages when 'wimmen
were fer takin' care of kin'. In that time if a woman died the sister
stepped in and took up the cross. Fine, whatever. That was then. Our
society is a bit more enlightened now. If you have the hots for your
wife's sister keep that inside. To all you men out there, this happens
to be a VERY common fantasy. That still doesn't make it right. Forbidden
fruit tastes great for about a second, then the food poisoning kicks
in.
On the other hand, you shouldn't worry about laws. The deciding factor
really should be whether the sister is hotter than the wife. And if
she is, well then DOMO, you gots to do what you gots to do.
Sicko.
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Why do fat chance and slim
chance mean the same thing?
Yodi
Come on Yodi, you understand. We live in a
world of political correctness. So much so that it has influenced
our speech patterns and wormed its way into our vocabulary. Let's
do a test right now.
If DOMO kills his wife, will he marry his widow's
sister?
Fat chance! That girl will have nothing to do with him. First of all
he is a loser who is going nowhere. Second off, she is gorgeous and
him
well, I mean, just look at him?!
If DOMO kills his wife, will he marry his widow's
sister?
Slim chance! That girl will have nothing to do with him. First of
all he is a loser who is going nowhere. Second off she is gorgeous
and him
well, I mean, just look at him?!
Great point Yodi, as I mentioned earlier, political
correctness has gone too far.
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Why wasn't I born rich?
Snork56
Snork56, what are you talking about!
You were born both rich and dumb.
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That is all from the Doctor's lair this week
Tune in next Monday for some more of the same.
Dr. Know