All said and done, maybe you can help me? I'm not very happy with Burger Thing, and want to complain, but I can't seem to find a web site, address or link that will allow me to vent my "feelings" to BK's customer service division. Would you have any suggestions as to the best way of contacting the folks at BK?
Thanks, and keep up the good work, I'm book marking the site and will check back often.
Smitty
Ah Smitty, you poor soul.
Searching for the lost consumer contact information of Burger Thing. Perhaps,
perhaps, perhaps, you were unable to find this information as Burger Thing
does not exist. Your first mistake - spelling. Sorry. Moving on, the assumption
I will make (and I am hardly wrong) is you were really looking for the
contact information of Burger King.
It took me exactly 47 seconds to find this information.
Consumer Relations Department at Burger King Corporation, 17777 Old Cutler
Road, Miami, Florida 33157. Telephone number: (305) 378-3535.
At our weekly status meeting at the B-dot-O offices I mentioned that you
would be the chosen victim (errr nere do well) that I would be aiding
this week. The rest of the gang was emphatic that I include this disclaimer.
Mike, Christian and Andrew really appreciate you and hope you continue
to read the site, if fact they are looking forward to the next communiqué
you send in. If the diatribe Dr. Know goes off on offends you, please
email opinions@boldopinion.com with your discontent. If the response warrants,
we promise take Dr. Know off his usual allowance of cheeseburgers as punishment
for displeasing a loyal reader.
Now that that's out of the way (like I even like cheeseburgers *pffttt*)
- Smitty, I am truly impressed you were able to understand the basic steps
needed to increase the font size of your first word. Cheers to you for
figuring that out. Let alone emailing a question in to the site. I have
to give you kudos for understanding that as well. You will see by the
time it took me to find this elusive information you were madly searching
for that this email really didn't need to be sent. I hope that you sent
it more to pat the site on the back than find this silly piece of information
just 'cause you received a cold Whopper (or whatever). By the way, I have
never heard of Burger Thing, are they a new competitor to the fast food
industry?
Now, on to an interesting fact. These fellas have been slaving for 52
weeks providing interesting, incredible and original material. You repay
them by:
1. Not remembering the name of the site. (bold opinions)
2. Making fun of their work by insisting on placing quotes around the
word articles. Are they not "real" articles in your mind?
3. Asking the simplest of questions that have nothing to do with their
site. (see my response above)
Of course you did finish the email off with a 'good work', 'I'm book marking
the site'. Well, I for one would like to say bless your heart. Not really
sure if you're aware but the command to do that is Ctrl-D. BoldOpinion.com
stayed true to its word and answered your idiotic question, please stay
true to your word and press those two buttons on your keyboard.
*yawn*
Dr. Know
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