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| Collectin’ For Dollars | |||||||
| I’ve
already come to terms with the fact that now and forever I will always be
a big kid. I’m not going to grow up. I know this. I pretty much have
the same interests I had when I was twelve. I still buy the occasional comic
book. Not as much as I used to unfortunately, but every now and then I get
the urge to pick up the odd issue. Video games are still an avid interest.
Even as I write this article, in the back of my mind I know that tomorrow
the new WWE Smackdown game for the PS2 is coming out on Monday and I’ll
be rushing out to purchase it at the earliest opportunity. While I have
my geek flag flying, I’ll even admit I buy an action figure once in
awhile. No, there are not “dolls”, they are action figures.
There is a big difference. I don’t remember Barbie ever carrying a
machine gun or having a kung fu grip. I buy these things because I can.
I made a solemn promise to myself as a child that when I got a “big
person” job that I would use all my hard earned money as the star
reporter for the Daily Planet to buy all these things I couldn’t afford
with my meager allowance at the time. So as I open my wallet and proudly
purchase these so called juvenile items I can hear that little twelve year
old voice inside my head congratulating me. “Yay! Way to go! We’re
livin’ the dream!” Nothing beats that feeling of flipping through
an engrossing issue of Batman and quickly tossing it into a box of older
comics so I can dive into the latest Superman opus. When I bring home a
freshly purchased action figure I’m already pulling it out of the
box. Checking out all the little extra parts before carefully adjusting
it into a majestic position on the shelf in my office. According to some,
I’m doing this all wrong.
Particularly when it comes to comic books and action figures, there are certain individuals that take a more analytical approach to these purchases. Whereas I treat comic books and action figures as more emotionally fulfilling reward there are certain collectors who see these items as more of an investment. Comic books must be sealed in plastic bags after the initial reading to be forever preserved for possible resale. Action figures must never be removed from their packaging. Poor old G.I.Joe may never be able to serve his country as he will remain forever sealed in his cellophane tomb. I don’t particularly understand this type of collecting. Here are you are Joe Supercollector and you’re buying an item that has the primary purpose of providing enjoyment. Instead of actually taking advantage of that purpose, you put it away waiting for that fateful day when some poor shmuck just might possibly buy it from you at ten times the original cost. Huzzah! You win! You showed us all! Instead of possibly getting years of enjoyment out that particular item you’ve made us look the fool with your monk-like patience and are now somewhat richer for it. Kudos to you. I admire a person who takes care of their collection only because they want to preserve particular items for future enjoyment. Not because they’re waiting for that big eventual payoff. To me personally I think that this kind of collecting cheapens the act of acquiring these kinds of things to begin with. Instead of looking at particular items with a feeling of respect or emotional attachment you’re looking at them with dollar signs in your eyes and that’s kind of sad. If you’re looking for some kind of long term investment with an eventual payoff, why not put your money into some kind of retirement savings plan or the stock market? Or do you honestly expect your great grandchildren to be appearing on the Antiques Roadshow with some remaining items from your precious collection? Host: And
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