I guess not everyone can work for the big research companies or perhaps it's always been Mary St. Claire's dream to work developing a better tooth whitener.
"No, no. You go ahead and rid the world of the flesh-eating virus. I'm going to deliver new and improved more powerful …BLEACH! AH-HAHAHAHA!"

It takes all types and every improvement that comes out of a lab or a school is a welcome one. Sure, I'll use the new extra strength aspirin and try to get my whites the brightest. I guess what I'm trying to say is that as long as the science isn't detrimental in anyway it's okay…I just wanted the chance to make fun of scientist…stupid smart people.

Hey, Speaking of detrimental research, ever heard of cloning? Okay, this is a bad thing. Not just because we can make copies of ourselves, and that's creepy, have we thought of what it means to the future of our species?

I was reading an article on newscientist.com…well cause I am a new scientist at heart. In the article it states, "The team that cloned Dolly the sheep have been granted the UK's first stem cell research license allowing the creation of human embryos from unfertilized eggs." What? Did I read that correctly? They're going to make human embryos from unfertilized eggs? Okay I know it's not a new topic but, c'mon people or men should I say, ask yourself this: why are we pushing for the whole cloning thing? Women already hate us…if they had this technology there would be no need for men. We'd basically putting ourselves out of a job here.

Why would we give women this opportunity. I know why, we're schmucks! Probably the only species alive that would show to the opposite sex how stupid and mean we can be (1000s of years of dating) and then give them the loaded gun to blow us away. Oh and don't think that you're special Julio, you're not so good in bed that a good toy can't take your place. Perhaps instead of wiping us out entirely the women of the planet would simply enslave us and use us only for pleasure and heavy lifting. The stupid part is that half the men out there are thinking this sounds good. Who am I kidding I'm one of them…mmmm concubine-ism. But like I said, I'm sure if we were even allowed to stick around it would be only for shitty jobs and to be the butt of jokes.

Back to the lab rats; sure you're working on really cool futuristic stuff and you will probably earn the respect of your colleagues, sure you're not doing stupid research like trying to invent the seedless watermelon, but I'd have to side with the watermelon guy on this one. I can't say what you're doing is really the smartest thing. It's like developing a bomb that will only kill one sex of a species…not smart. I'm sure this effort is secretly headed up by women in an attempt to get rid of the need for our clumsy sperm, but there must be some men working at these labs. I have to beg you…find something else to develop. Hey I hear Cancer is still out there…Enh? Enh? So hats off to researchers…just not you clone boy.

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