It’s really not fair. Bullies shouldn’t evolve. Back in the old days the relationship between bully and victim was quite simple. The Bully who would use his or her overwhelming physical girth to wreak havoc on their prey. Using traditional means of pummeling and submission moves to satisfy their primitive yearnings. Their prey would do everything in their power to avoid these yearnings. It was a pretty simple relationship. Avoid a beating and get to the safety of home. But when did “The Bully” start experimenting with technology? At what point did one of these evolutionary throwbacks look at a computer and suddenly have a flickering lit light bulb appear over their protruding frontal lobe? It deeply saddens me to say this but the arsenal of the Bully has grown. No longer limited to physical attacks such as noogies, wedgies and headlocks, the Bully now uses the power of the internet to extend their special brand of mayhem. Websites, internet messaging and email can now be added to the Bully’s repertoire. It is definitely a sad state of affairs. I can only imagine the torture some of these diminutive, bespectacled youngsters are going through. Barely making it home alive with their Fruit of the Looms painfully separating the butt cheeks. Walking ever so carefully up to their bedrooms to check their email for some more intelligent forms of communication. As Microsoft Outlook indicates you have “one new message.” Poor Wilbur is astonished to discover this modern form of communication is from the very predator he escaped from.