American Wedding
How can I say this? What a piece of flaming crap! I admit I liked the first one, I think I liked the second…what the hell happened to the third? I think monkeys wrote it over the span of a weekend…no that might have been good. You killed Stiffler. You tried to make him a bigger part and you totally changed his style and dialogue…what terrible dialogue! The situations were tired and old the jokes were rehashed, the only original thing I saw in this movie was the trailers before it.

Chicago
Kill me, kill me now.

Daredevil
Was that this year? God I really tried to put that out of my mind.

Gigli
Not even worth my time to type about it. Stupid Bennifer.

Kill Bill Vol.1
Other than the cheap ploy to get more money out of the public by splitting it into two films, I loved this movie. I cannot wait until Feb to see the 2nd part…but I guess I kinda have to.

LXG
Mr. Connery, you're a has been. The rest of the cast won't even get that chance.

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
What can you say about perfection? Well I guess you could say: Give Peter Jackson the freakin' Oscar you losers!

The Last Samurai
I have to say I was impressed. Tom Cruise played the part well, the action was really really good and the Japanese dude rocked. Two thumbs up for sure.

Master and Commander
Well there was boats…and lots of water…and well the rest is kinda forgettable.

Matchstick Men
This is probably one of the best, least watched movie of the year. So good, you must rent it if you missed it. Cage totally delivers…in fact the entire cast delivers…everything delivers…even Dominos.

Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions
Reloaded
The Good: some great fight scenes, Monica Belucci's uh…on screen presence
The bad: The French dude who was beside Monica…so not needed
The Ugly: The rave scene, the lack of consequence in the fights…if you can fly away just do it.

Revolutions
The good: Flying like Superman and Monica Belucci is back
The bad: So is that idiot French guy
The ugly: The rush job on the writing…so many unanswered questions

Let's face it guys this trilogy was really just one movie that did well so they decided to try and tell us that it was a three part. Nice work guys! Sppppppllllllttt!

Mystic River
It's nice to see Tim Robbins back on the big screen, and doing a fine job of acting. Oh and Kevin Bacon too. Good flick! Sean Penn rocks go Spicoli! Now I fell asleep twice but I think the river was really pretty.

Pirates of the Caribbean
Good fun movie that probably wouldn't have been half as good if Johhny Depp wasn't in it. Worth watching, buying, and watching again.

X2
I know at some point people are going to get sick of comic book adaptations but, not if they're anything like X2. This is probably one of the best comic book movie ever. This series has gotten off to a very strong start and I can't wait to see more.

Enh? Good enough. If I missed any why don't you write in and tell me about it. What do you think all I do is watch movies and write articles? Well, I guess you'd be right...but that's not my point.

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